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:. You Only Live Twice - Quotes .:



  • Bond :-: "Hello Penny!"
  • Moneypenny :-: "You'd better go right in. You're late as usual, even from your own funeral"
  • Bond :-: "Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of time"



  • M :-: "No ill-effects?"
  • Bond :-: "Not at all, sir"
  • M :-: "Well, now that you're dead, perhaps some of your old friends would pay a little less attention to you for awhile, give you a little more elbow room. You'll need it too. This is the big one, 007"



  • Moneypenny :-: "Oh, by the way, how was the girl?"
  • Bond :-: "Which girl?!"
  • Moneypenny :-: "The uh...Chinese girl we set you up with"
  • Bond :-: "Another five minutes, and I would've found out"
  • Moneypenny :-: "She'll never know what she missed"



  • M :-: (over the intercom)
    "Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we agreed with Japanese SIS"
  • Moneypenny :-: "Yes, sir. We tried to think of something you wouldn't forget"
  • Bond :-: "Yes?"
  • Moneypenny :-: "I...love...you. Repeat it please, to make sure you get it"
  • Bond :-: "Don't worry, I get it"



  • Bond :-: "How long have you been working for Mr. Henderson?"
  • Aki :-: "Long enough to know not to discuss such matters with strangers"



  • Tiger :-: "My friend, now you take your first civilized bath"
  • Bond :-: "Really? Well, I like the plumbing"
  • Tiger :-: "Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-San"
    "Rule number 1, is never do anything for yourself when someone can do it for you"
    "Rule number 2. In Japan, men always come first, women come second"
  • Bond :-: "I just might retire to here"



  • Tiger :-: "If Henderson's theory is right, why would a foreign power want to launch missiles from Japan?"
  • Bond :-: "Because if they ever were discovered they could deny all resonsibility, especially if some private organization was doing the work"
  • Tiger :-: "Osato?"
  • Bond :-: "Perhaps"
  • Tiger :-: "Mr. Osato is one of the greatest industrialists in Japan"
  • Bond :-: " No, he's merely a front"
  • Tiger :-: "Who is big enough?"
  • Bond :-: "SPECTRE"



  • Osato :-: "I hope you're not taking any risks yourself, Mr. Fisher"
  • Bond as Fisher :-: "Me? I never take any risks"
  • Osato :-: "You forgive me for saying so, but I think you're taing one now"
  • Bond as Fisher :-: "I am?"
  • Osato :-: "Mm-mm. You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest"
  • Helga :-: "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest"
  • JB as Fisher :-: "Really?"



  • Bond :-: "Now you're going to need some very close proection n Tokyo, because that's where they'll try and get you. You'll need the best man we've got"
  • Helga :-: "Who do you suggest?"
  • Bond :-: "Well...me"



  • Tiger :-: "Chasing girls will be the end of you Bond-San, I have told you that before"
  • Aki :-: "He didn't chase her, he did it so I could get away. He'd never touch that horrible woman. You wouldn't, would you?"
  • Bond :-: "Heaven forbid"



  • Blofeld :-: "An unknown Englishman was in your office the other day"
  • Osato :-: "Correct number 1
  • Blofeld :-: "Do you know what gun this is?"
  • Osato :-: "Walther PPK"
  • Blofeld :-: "Only one man we know uses this sort of gun...James...Bond
  • Osato :-: "But Bond is dead!
  • Helga :-: "It was on the newspapers!"
  • Blofeld :-: "Rubbish! Bond is alive, unless you killed him Mr. Osato? Don't tell me you let him get away"
  • Osato :-: "I gave number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him"
  • Blofeld :-: "And did she?
  • Osato :-: "She failed"
  • Helga :-: "You should've killed him yourself! You had plenty of opportunities!"
  • Blofeld :-: "This organization does not tolerate failre"
  • Osato :-: "I know, but you see I...
  • Blofeld :-: "Go!"
    (Osato leaves, but Helga is hesitant)
    "Well?"
    (she starts up the ramp and Blofeld releases the trap door sending her into the piranha invested waters)



  • Blofeld :-: "James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong"
  • Bond :-: "Yes, this is my second life"
  • Blofeld :-: "You only live twice, Mr. Bond"



  • Blofeld :-: "As you can see, I'm about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours when America and Russia have anhilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world"



  • Blofeld :-: "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see"
  • Bond :-: "Well, if I'm going to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?"
  • Blofeld :-: "Yes, give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond!"

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