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- Charles Robinson :-:
"It looks like a terroist supermarket. Chinese Long
March Scud. Panther AS-565 Attack helicopter. A pair
of Russian Mortars. And the crates look like American rifles. Chilean mines. German explosives. Fun for the whole family"
- Roebuck :-: "What the hell is he doing?!"
- M :-: "His job"
- Bond :-: "White Knight
to White Rook, I've evacuated the area. Ask the
Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered"
- Roebuck :-: "With all due respect M, I don't think you have the balls for this job"
- M :-: "Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time"
- Elliot Carver :-: "Good morning my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc
should the Carver Media Group create in the world
today?"
"News?" - Retriever :-:
"Floods in Pakistan. Riots in Paris. And a plane
crash in California"
- Carver :-: "Excellent!"
"Mr.
Jones, are we ready to release our new software?"
- Jones :-: "Yes, sir. As requested,
it's full of bugs. Which means people will be forced
to upgrade for years"
- Carver :-: "Oustanding!"
"Mr.
Wallace. Call the President. Tell him if he doesn't
sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we'll release
the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago
hotel room"
- Wallace :-: "Inspired, sir"
- Carver :-: "And afer he signs the
bill, release the tape anyway"
- Carver :-: "I want tv, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day! This is our moment! And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group...there's no news like bad news"
- Q :-: "It's the
insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new
car"
"Will you need collision coverage?"
- Bond :-: "Yes"
- Q :-: "Fire?
- Bond :-: "Probably"
- Q :-: "Property destruction?"
- Bond :-: "Definitely"
- Q :-: "Personal injury?"
- Bond :-: "I hope not, but accidents
do happen"
- Q :-: "They frequently do with you"
- Carver :-: "When I was
16, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It
was a rag, but the editor taught me one important
lesson. The key to a great story is not who or what
or when. But why. Your friend Mr. Bond, made a mess
tonight. I want to know why"
- Paris :-: "I told you, I barely know
him"
- Carver :-: "Barely?
- Kaufman :-: "My name is
Dr. Kaufman. I'm an outstanding pistol marksman. Take
my word for it, ja?"
- Bond :-: "It won't look
like a suicide if you shoot from over there"
- Dr. Kaufman :-: "I'm a Professor of
Foresnic Medicine. Believe me, I could shoot you from
Stuttgart and still create the proper effect"
- Dr. Kaufman :-: "My art
is in great demand. I go all over the world. I am
especially good at the celebrity overdose"
- Carver :-: "I hadn't
intended opening in this center utill tomorrow, but
as you're here. You can help me write the inaugural
story--Your obituaries"
- Bond :-: "I hope you extended the
same courtesy to Paris"
- Carver :-: "Actually, Mr. Bond,
you're the one who wrote my late wife's obituary when
you asked her to betray me"
- Carver :-: "Mr. Stamper is a protege of the late Dr. Kaufman. Who was
schooling him in the acient art of Chakra torture"
- Stamper :-: " He was like a father to me"
- Bond :-: "Really? Interesting role
model"
- Carver :-: "According to Eastern
Philosophy, the body has seven Chakra points--Energy
centers, like the heart or gentials. The purpose of
these implements is to probe those
organs...inflicting the maximum ammount of
pain...whilst keeping the
victim alive for as long as possible"
- Stamper :-: "Dr. Kaufman's record was
52 hours. I'm hoping to break it"
- Bond :-: "I would have thought
watching your tv shows were torture enough"
- Carver :-: "Save this one till last.
When you remove Mr. Bond's heart, there shoud just be
enough time for him to watch it stop beating"
- Stamper :-: "I owe you an unpleasant death Mr. Bond"
- M :-: "Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organisation sent that ship off course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs Carver if necessary."
- Bond :-: "I doubt if she will remember me."
- M :-: "Remind her. Then pump her for information."
- Elliot Carver :-: "There's absolutely no truth in this malcious rumor that I starting running mad cow disease stories simply because Angus Black, the great British beef baron, lost ten thousand pounds against me in a game of poker and refused to pay up. Moverover there's even less truth in the rumor that I took one hundred million francs from the French to keep the story running for another year."
- Hostess :-: "Excuse Mr. Carver, this is a new banker, Mr....."
- Bond :-: "Bond...James Bond."
- Bond :-: "Mrs. Carver will have a tequila, straight shot."
- Paris :-: "No, Mrs. Carver will a glass of Mr. Carver's champagne."
- Bond :-: "I see you've moved up in the world Paris."
- Elliot carver :-: "Exactly! Caeser had his legions, Napoleon had his armies, I have my divisions; Tv, news, magazines, and by midnight tonight I'll have reached and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount."
- Bond :-: "You really are quite insane."
- Carver :-: "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
- Gupta :-: "Ready to rock and ruin."
- Bond :-: "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! Give the people what they want!"
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