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"Bond, James Bond."
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Download 166KB | "With all do respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job." :-: Admiral Roebuck
"Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time." :-: M
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Download 52KB | "What the hell is he doing?!" :-: Admiral Roebuck
"His job." :-: M
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"You always were a cunning linguist, James." :-: Moneypenny
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Download 83KB | "I doubt if she'd remember me." :-: Bond
"Remind her. Then pump her for information." :-: M
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Download 37KB | "Grow up, 007." :-: Q
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Download 37KB | "Don't get any ideas, Mr. Bond." :-: Wai Lin
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Download 185KB | "If I didn't know better, I'd say you were following me, Mr. Bond." :-: Wai Lin
"You have to admit though, we seemed to have developed a certain attachment to each other." :-: Bond
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Download 47KB | "I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond." :-: Stamper
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Download 65KB | "There's no news, like bad news." :-: Elliot Carver
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Download 28KB | "Let the mayhem begin." :-: Elliot Carver
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Download 112KB | "When you remove Mr Bond's heart, there should just be enough time for him to watch it stop beating." :-: Elliot Carver
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Download 75KB | "Sorry about that, I uh, tuned out there for a moment, Elliot." :-: Bond
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Download 168KB | "Backseat driver. White knight to white rook, I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered." :-: Bond
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Download 519KB | "Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?" :-: Elliot Carver
"Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California." :-: Newsman
"Excellent. Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?" :-: Carver
"Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years." :-: Jones
"Outstanding. Mr. Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room." :-: Carver
"Inspired, sir." :-: Wallace
"And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway." :-: Carver
"Consider him slimed." :-: Wallace
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Download 505KB | "...by curious quirk work of fate we have the prefect story with which to launch our satelite news network tonight. It seems, a small crisis is brewing in the South China Seas. I want full newspaper coverage, I want magazine stories, I want books, I want films, I want tv, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day! This is our moment! And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group...there's no news like bad news." :-: Elliot Carver
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Download 494KB | "Sign here please." :-: Moneypenny
"I believe you once had a relationship with Carver's wife, Paris." :-: M
"That was a long time ago, M, before she was married. I didn't realize it was public knowledge." :-: Bond
"Queen and Country, James." :-: Moneypenny
"Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organisation sent that ship off course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs Carver if necessary." :-: M
"I doubt if she will remember me." :-: Bond
"Remind her. Then pump her for information." :-: M
"You'll just to have to decide how much pumping is needed James." :-: Moneypenny
"If only that were true of you and I Moneypenny." :-: Bond
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Download 338KB | "If you just sign here Mr. Bond. It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?" :-: Q
"Yes." :-: Bond
"Fire?" :-: Q
"Probably." :-: Bond
"Property destruction?" :-: Q
"Definitely." :-: Bond
"Personal injury?" :-: Q
"I hope not, but accidents do happen." :-: Bond
"They frequently do with you." :-: Q
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Download 187KB | "There's absolutely no truth in this malcious rumor that I starting running mad cow disease stories simply because Angus Black, the great British beef baron, lost ten thousand pounds against me in a game of poker and refused to pay up. Moverover there's even less truth in the rumor that I took one hundred million francs from the French to keep the story running for another year." :-: Carver
"Excuse Mr. Carver, this is a new banker, Mr....." :-: Hostess
"Bond...James Bond."
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Download 653KB | "I always wondered how I'd feel if I ever saw you again." :-: Bond
Bond gets bitch-slapped
"Now I know. Was it something I said?" :-: Bond
"How about the words I'll be right back." :-: Paris
"Something came up." :-: Bond
"Something always came up." :-: Paris
"And how are you Paris?" :-: Bond
"Much better now, we're even." :-: Paris
"Something to drink Ms. Carver?" :-: Waiter
"Mr. Bond will have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred." :-: Paris
"Mrs. Carver will have a tequila, straight shot." :-: Bond
"No, Mrs. Carver will a glass of Mr. Carver's champagne." :-: Paris
"I see you've moved up in the world Paris." :-: Bond
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Download 490KB | "When I was sixteen, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It was a rag, but the editor taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who, or what, or when, but why. Your friend, Mr. Bond made a mess tonight. I want to know why." :-: Elliot Carver
"I told you I barely know him." :-: Paris
"Barely?" :-: Elliot Carver
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Download 579KB | "I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine." :-: Carver "I don't believe what I read in the press anyway." :-: Bond
"Therein lies your problem, Mr. Bond. You see we're both men of action but your era and Miss Lin's is passing. Words are the new weapons, satelite's the new artillery." :-: Elliot
"And you become the new supreme allied commander?" :-: Bond
"Exactly! Caeser had his legions, Napoleon had his armies, I have my divisions; Tv, news, magazines, and by midnight tonight I'll have reached and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount." :-: Elliot
"You really are quite insane." :-: Bond
"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success." :-: Elliot
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Download 538KB | "Mr Stamper is a protégé of the late, Dr Kaufman who was schooling him in the ancient art of Chacra torture"." :-: Carver
"He was like a father to me." :-: Stamper
"Really? Interesting role model." :-: Bond
"According to eastern philosophy the body has seven Chacra points, energy centers like the heart or gentials. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain, whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible." :-: Carver
"Dr Kaufman's record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it." :-: Stamper
"I would of thought watching your TV shows was torture enough." :-: Bond
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Download 51KB | "Ready to rock and ruin." :-: Gupta
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Download 94KB | "And Mr. Stamper, would you please kill those bastards!." :-: Carver
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Download 197KB | My art is in great demand, Mr. Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose." :-: Dr. Kaufman
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Download 194KB | "This is the H.M.S. Bedford, are you there?" :-: Captain
"They're looking for us, James." :-: Wai Lin
"Let's stay undercover." :-: Bond
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Download 286KB | "Why did you marry him?" :-: Bond
"He told me he loved me." :-: Paris
"That always sound good." :-: Bond
"Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary?" :-: Paris
"Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you." :-: Bond
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Download 222KB | "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! Give the people what they want!" :-: Bond
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